Today is Tuesday. I had planned to spend the day outside, but my plans were altered by my human dad. Yes, I do blame him! Hey, he calls me "stupid cat" all the time, so I have the right to blame him for ruining my plans. Here's the story: When my human mom and the little boy Dylan were leaving, I seized the opportunity to bolt out the door as soon as they opened it. I enjoyed about 30 minutes of freedom before my fun was interrupted. I fell for my human dad's trick to get me back into the house and guess what? He wouldn't let me out again! So...I had to spend the whole day stuck inside.