Just Saying...

  • Don't get mad at me when I seem uninterested in the bowl of cat food you just poured.  How would you feel if you had to eat the same meal every single day?

  • A dog is man's best friend.  Really? A dog comes when you call it, obeys your every command, has no independence, and worships the ground you walk on.  That's not a friend!  That's a slave!

  • Yes I do eat bugs.  What's so gross about that?

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