I've been called "Bad Cat" many times. But am I REALLY a bad cat? Of course not! Well...not ALL the time. To ease my guilty conscience, these are my confessions:
- The ceramic cat I "accidentally" broke...well, that was no accident.
- Dylan, sometimes I play with your toys while you are away.
- The four wheeler keys? Well, I hid them in the bottom of your toy box one day. That was payback for not cleaning the litter box enough.
- When you leave town for the weekend, I throw a big party and invite all my cat friends.
- I threw the toilet paper roll in the toilet on purpose. I wanted to see if it would float.
- Sometimes I stand on the roof of the house and taunt all the dogs in the neighborhood. Hey, it's payback for their endless yapping!
- Sometimes I hide things in the house just to watch one of you freak out when you can't find it.
- Your sink is full of fur because...well...I find it a very cool and comfortable place to rest.
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