I take my job as guard cat very seriously. Dogs and other cats know
better than to come into my yard. I Patrol the area at various times throughout
the day and night. If a dog or other cat steps one paw into my yard, I
immediately begin hissing and going after them. Usually my awful hissing sounds
are enough to get them running, but if that doesn't work I run right up to them
to chase them off. Size doesn't matter to me either. I chased a Doberman around
my back yard a few times until I ran him off. If they still don't get the hint
after hissing and chasing them, I will resort to violence. By violence I mean
clawing and biting. Most dogs run away immediately. However a few have had to
be swat in the face before they took me seriously. It's the other cats that
refuse to leave. For some reason they insist on hanging around to fight. As if they could bully me off my own land. Well, I
refuse to be bullied, so if they insist on a fight, I let them have it. After
all, I must defend my home.
Monday, May 30, 2016
Monday, May 23, 2016
Too Much Fun in Dylan's Room
I
wonder if Dylan realizes how much I play in his room while he's at school. I
especially love it when he forgets to clean his room. I get into his piles of
toys and dig around making noises and rolling all over them. I paw at his piles
of clothes too, then I take naps on them.
I especially enjoy getting on his
furniture and jumping from one to the other. Only one time when I jumped from
his dresser to his TV, I accidentally knocked the entire dresser over and it
came crashing into the TV almost knocking it off the table. That scared me to
death so I "high tailed" it out of there and stayed away from that
room for two days. When my human mom came home and discovered it, Dylan got
into trouble for leaving the drawers open in his dresser. She thought that was
why it fell over. I just stayed silent and let her continue thinking that!
Monday, May 16, 2016
Rotten Meat
I
think I ate some rotten meat outside today. My tummy was really hurting most of
the afternoon. When I finally went back inside I headed straight for the litter
box. Whew! What I left behind was horrendous!
I kind of felt bad for Dylan that evening when he had to scoop it out. He was gagging and coughing as he scooped. When he exclaimed, "What did you eat, Jazzy?" I walked by and tried to act like I had no clue what he was talking about. Mental note: no more eating tuna out of the neighbors' garbage.
Monday, May 9, 2016
Softie
Okay, what is the deal with that blanket my human mother got for Christmas? She calls it the softie and she won't let anyone touch it! Yeah right! I'm all over that thing when she's gone. I roll on it, paw at it, and take lots of naps on it. She has no idea! Well... Ok... She has caught me once or twice. But she has no idea just how much I nap in that thing!
HER softie? Yeah right! |
Saturday, May 7, 2016
Legos
I love it when Dylan leaves his small toys in the hallway for me to play with in the middle of the night. He calls them Legos. He plays with them during the day, and lets me borrow them at night. (He wouldn't leave them out if he wasn't offering them to me.)
My favorite time to play with them is at 4:00 am when the house is completely quiet. Those Legos make great sounds sliding across the floor and banging into the walls. I just don't understand why my human mom and dad get so mad at me for playing with them. Maybe they don't realize that Dylan let me borrow them? It's not like he's going to be playing with them. After all, he's asleep! Humans!
My favorite time to play with them is at 4:00 am when the house is completely quiet. Those Legos make great sounds sliding across the floor and banging into the walls. I just don't understand why my human mom and dad get so mad at me for playing with them. Maybe they don't realize that Dylan let me borrow them? It's not like he's going to be playing with them. After all, he's asleep! Humans!
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
The Bath
I had to go through a very traumatic experience today! My human mom and Dylan gave me what they called a bath! What in the world did I ever do to deserve that kind of torture? I was just minding my own business outside rolling around in all kinds of stuff. When I came in they rubbed my back and kept talking about how dirty I was. Yeah, my hair was kind of gooey and sticking up on my back. Yeah, I did have sand all over me. But I really don't think I deserved the bath torture chamber over that! They cornered me and put me in this big tub of WATER! Don't they realize us cats do not like getting wet? I was so shocked at first I couldn't fight back. They held me in the water and started rubbing all this soapy stuff in my fur! They were mad at me for getting dirt in my fur, and then they go put water and other foamy stuff in it! That makes no sense! Finally I started trying to fight my way out, but I could hardly move! I tried so hard, but I was getting nowhere. Then they poured more water on me and picked me up and wrapped me in some sort of rough blanket. By then I was very ticked off and so humiliated. Then, on top of everything else, they left me alone locked in that room! I was so mad!!! I meowed my head off for awhile, but they kept telling me to dry myself off. What?!?! They are the ones who poured water all over me! Now they were demanding that I dry myself before they would let me out? How dare they! I showed them. I refused to lick myself completely dry. I just meowed and scratched at the door until they finally got tired of hearing it and let me out of that room. But it was a whole day before they let me outside again!
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